Chanukah is the Festival of Lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights.
When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
Heres a new list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me:
Winona Ryder drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a dreidle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein
Guess who gives and recieves lots of Chanukah toys:
The girls from Veruca Salt, and all three Beastie Boys
Lennie Kravitz is half Jewish; Courtney Love is half too,
Put them together, what a funky bad-ass Jew!
We got Harvey Keitel, and Flash Dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmin Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish,
and yes, her boobs are real!
Put on that yarmulke, its time for Chanukah,
Two time Oscar winner Dustin Hoffman-akah celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson, still not a Jew!
But guess who is: The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo.
Bob Dylan was born a Jew, then he wasn’t, but now he’s back
Mary Tyler Moore’s husband is Jewish,
‘Cause we’re pretty good in the sack
Guess who got Bar Mitzvah’d on the PGA tour:
No I’m not talking about Tiger Woods,
I’m talking about Mr. Happy Gilmore
So many Jews are in the show biz,
Bruce Springsteen isn’t Jewish,
But my mother thinks he is
Tell Daryl Lamonica, its time to celebrate Chanukah
It’s not pronounced “Chanukah”, The “C” is silent in Chanukah
So read your Hooked on Phonickah
Get drunk in Tijuanaikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy